I'm Danni Donald ^^
So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

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tumblr gets deep


parenting. you’re doing it right.

parenting. you’re doing it right.

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational


The newest color from crayola

The newest color from crayola

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

weknowmemes:

Tumblr summed up in one gif

weknowmemes:

Tumblr summed up in one gif

Personally,

I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.

I’m female. Fe means iron, male means man.

starknakedindustries:

recentrandomness:

Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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I don’t think that’s quite how it works…